Tag someone you’d die fighting for…

I destroyed the periodic table because the only element a Ninja recognizes, is the element of surprise!!

Here’s my list of fears: 1.

Ninjas don’t need a flashlight. They just stare into the darkness and it moves out of the way…

I’ve checked out AND left Hotel California 3 times…

In life, you only have 2 choices. “Give up” or “Get up”

Nobody has ever seen a Ninja walk into a bar and lived to make a joke about it.